Monday, September 7, 2009

Fur Wars - Chapter 33

The Bunnies of The Village looked up to the sky as one. The full moon of just a few hours ago was being eaten up by a dark and ominous presence. It was impossible to judge the speed exactly with the naked eye, but the Def Jam Super Star was moving slowly into full lunar eclipse position.

“How the bloody hell are we supposed to stop it?” asked a frantic Dave Daveson to his trusted staff.
“Throw a brick at it,” said Dave’s witless second in command Daniel Danielson.
“We could prey to The Forest Spirits,” said The Village’s chief cleric Daedalus Daedalusson.
“What about building a gigantic see-saw out of trees and using it to propel us into orbit?” said The Village’s chief scientist Daren Darenson.
“No, it’s no good, we’re doomed,” said Daveson, “all doomed.”
“Well, we could always use the magic talking box,” said Duncan Duncanson recently appointed head of Bummy Welfare.


  1. Hi Blogleader - I bet no other blogger has been able to match your output over the past few days - not just in quantity, but in sheer quality. You have given me some of the best laughs I've had since I last went to see Dave Gorman do stand-up.

    OK - jim-jams are packed and I'm off to the Trent Cardiac Unit now to have the old ticker dismantled and cleaned - see you in 10 days!
    Keep on blogging!

  2. OYG - MR C - I've been trying to get the post up before your big op!!!!!

    Fingers, toes and everything else crossed. See you in 10 days for the party!