Monday, December 14, 2009

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

Word up dudes, foe max-ee-mum eeeeffect with this post, I strongly suggest you click this link and then read it and weep blood.

FUCK YEAH! I am well pumped readers, I tell you for why. Because I'm fully up with the Bruno Brookes, and I'm sticking it to he Man!

How? Yeah, well, I knew you were going to ask me that. You know the X-Factor? It's, well, I hate everything about it. Yep, I know I signed up the office sweep stake, but I've never really liked it, not since that Will Young beat the poor lad with the speech defect. I can't remember his name, oh hang on, Gareth Gates wasn't it? Yeah, I wonder what happened to Gareth? Well, I seem to recall he lost his stutter actually, almost immediately upon coming second, the whole country was conned by the jumped up gimp, then he ended up boffing glamour babe Jordan before disappearing into obscurity. You've got to admire my good friend Pete Andre, he didn't disappear into obscurity after boffing Jordon. He disappeared into absurdity, maybe, but not obscurity.

Anyway, sorry, I got a bit side-tracked there. Dippy and I have spent all day today downloading Rage Against The Machine's Killing In The Name Of. Someone started a Facebook group encouraging people to rail against X-Factor winner geordie Joe McElderry by buying the RATM classic in an attempt to stick it to the corporate scumbag Simon Cowell by pipping his new pipsqueak popstar to the number one spot this Christmas.

It's literally all over the blogosphere and the Twittersphere, and it's probably all over the MySpacesphere, only I'm not on MySpace, because that seems to be for boys who want to be rock stars and girls who want to be porn stars. I'm not sure about the Bebosphere as I'm also not on Bebo, as Dave the roofer told me that the police scan Bebo looking for people who aren't quite what they seem, as Bebo is mainly for kids, and people on there pretending to be someone they're not are almost certainly kiddy fiddlers and the police take a fairly dim view of that sort of thing, so even if you're on there for all the right reasons you still might get a visit form the Paedofinder General.

The RATM idea a great campaign isn't readers? It's people power embracing social media to make a difference. I was a bit miffed when Brookes took issue with me in the Yorkshire Grey, but so what, someone's got to stand up and Rage Against The Simon Cowell Money Making Machine. FUCK YEAH.

Anyway, I've gotta go readers, Dippy's just racked up a couple more white lines.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me some Colombian Marching Powder! Sing it, YEAH.

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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