Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Are Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham lesbians?

Is this really is just a shameless attempt to get my hit rate up or is it a cutting satire on the state of the British tabloid press?

....no. No. It really is just an attempt to get people to look at the blog having taken the time to type in the above pointless question.

They will too. Never mind my previous, previous, previous post about the problems with society. I think I've just located some far more unpleasant problems with society.

I've got a Blogpatrol widget that keeps tabs on who logs on to the pages of Newsdesk, and you should see some of the Google searches that bring people here....it makes the mind boggle, it truly does.

During the last week, Google had the good grace to bring 99 people to the pages of Newsdesk. According to Blogpatrol, here are the last 20 Google searches (Blogpatrol only shows the last 20):
  1. where is vanessa paroncel from? (Google)
  2. vanessa paroncell (Google)
  3. cheryl cole dumps (Google)
  4. vanessa paroncel (Google)
  5. modelling the way (Google)
  6. vanessa paroncel (Google)
  7. cheryl and ashley 2010 (Google)
  8. http://barrynewsdesk.blogspot.com/2010/02/cheryl-cole-dumps-ashley.html (Google)
  9. ashley cole vanessa perroncel (Google)
  10. john terry and vanessa Parancell (Google)
  11. john terry vanessa paroncelle (Google)
  12. ashley and cheryl 2010 (Google)
  13. vannessa paroncel (Google)
  14. cheryl cole dumps ashley cole (Google)
  15. "mathroom snooker" (Google)
  16. cheryl cole and ashley cole 2010 (Google)
  17. cheryl cole dumps ashley (Google)
  18. cheryl cole dumps ahsley (Google)
  19. who said "nice to meet you to meet you nice" (Google)
  20. cheryl cole
It makes for quite depressing reading really. Maybe it's satire after all....yeah Baz, it's satire. There, y'see I feel better already.

Yours in Cheryl Cole



  1. I typed in Ashley cole Injury, and got this story.

  2. oh you scared me with that title! I thought that Victoria was a lesbian! I would ask to be my girlfriend! hahaha!

  3. Wow, I was not aware of this!

  4. She isn't lesbian, everybody knows it! sad news all the Madames here.

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